Typing of the Dead

Was replaying Typing of the Dead. Combining my absolute and pure love for it and words, bellow yee will find an ode to beautiful phrases featured in the game. This is total stupid celebration. 

IN-GAME WORDS & PHRASES

'Pink tofu'

'Do not operate the flamethrower' 

'Stock options have been very good to me' 

'Why can't I use a toilet?'

'Sphincter' 

'Food nuker' 

'When in doubt, consult your inner child' 

'Hit with a jawbone of a donkey' 

'Large piece' 

'Just looking at you hurts more' 

'Easy as twisting a baby's arm' 

'100% odour free'

'Legwarmers' 

'No. 1 in Asia' 

'Enormous hair' 

'Leave flowers in the boudior'

'Borscht'

'Save the vampires' 

'Finger of scorn' 

'Proletariat'  

'Ka pow!' 

'Organ concerts' 

'Hate the bitch' 

'Which hole?'

'Beefy hands' 

'Highly carcinogenic' 

'Limp-wristed' 

'Domiciliary visit' 

'I just stopped eating globs of paste' 

'Attractive armpits' 

'Hitch one's wagon' 

'Rice blight' 

'Hit by the recession' 

'Bar to my happiness' 

'Wear some makeup, please' 

'Uranium in a bucket' 

'Allergic to zombies' 

'Prize-pony thing' 

'Animation nerd' 

'I'll take him for 8 dollars' 

'Burned ligonberry pancakes' 

'Facial defects' 

'Do-si-do' 

'Communist' 

'Amitosis' 

'Doggy bags shaped like swans' 

'Professional yo-yo-ist' 

'MasterBlaster' 

'A handy tote hag' 

THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO TYPE AT THE DEAD

'The badger is lamenting' 

'Butthole'

'I'm going to be a snake milker when I grow up' 

'Do you have any jam?'

'I like tickles' 

'Proctologist now' 

Thank TOTD. You honed my secretarial skills. This should be played in schools. 

xoxo Final Girl 

NOTE: I wanna play with twitter (possibly check if anyone has ever read this too). So why not tweet @ me suggestions for stupid phrases you would have liked to have seen in Typing of the Dead. 

Suggestions to - @finalfinalgirl (don't forget to #tweetingofthedead)